Best practical joke ever

The Mail have been covering why this is the best practical joke ever…


It appears than even back in 1958 students where playing practical jokes on the public …


The spectacle made headlines around the world and left police, firefighters and civil defence units battling for nearly a week to hoist the vehicle back down before giving in and taking it to pieces with blowtorches.

Genius !


Friendship is …… never losing touch

I came across this poem around 10 years ago and straight away thought of my good friend Avril is Clonakilty, so I photocopied it and sent it.

10 years later and im in Dublin on Business crashing at her pad, She found it the other day and was commenting how good it was to still be great friends regardless of the distance!

I was not sure who wrote it then, and im still not now!

Here is it…….

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on.
And I before I know it a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.

And he rang mine if, we were younger then,
And now we are busy tired old men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.

Tomorrow I say “I will call on Jim”
Just to say Im thinking of him
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows,

Around the corner yet miles away,
Here’s a telegram sir “Jim died today”
And thats what we get and deserve in the end
Around the corner a vanished friend


Hilden Brewery – Beer Festival

I took my yearly trip to the beer festival at the weekend past there for a pint of my favorite beer ‘Molly Malone’ a ruby red porter, like Guinness only a little sweeter and a little lighter!

The set up at Hilden brewery is fantastic so good I thought I would tell you a bit more about it.

In 1981 there where no Independent Ale brewers left in Ireland, some had been stun into giant global companies like Guinness, most went bankrupt in the 60s. So Seamus and Ann Scullion decided to do something about it and start one! Much to the dismay of the industry who felt there was no room in Ireland for an independent Brewery.

27 years on, Seamus is still going strong with his son now recently joining the company they supply their handcrafted, each batch just slightly different to the last, delivered in person Ales all over Ireland and the mainland UK.

They are the oldest independent brewery in Ireland, and handy for me live just 6 miles down the road!!

The first year the brewery was opened they decided to have a beer and music festival so people could sample their hard work, I personally haven’t missed one in 6 years! bands from all over Ireland see it as a privileged to play at it and the food is great!

Its not only fat men who drink Ale! This year I brought my wife and 5 month old daughter (no Ale for her just yet tho!)

Its great in a time with so much bad press coming from this small island to have something good to talk about and a social event to look forward to, Keep up the good work Seamus!


More decent people in the world please!

I was standing queuing in the car park to but my overpriced ‘pay and display’ ticket when a decent fellow car driver stopped and asked if I would like his ticket as it had 1/2 an hour left on it and he was leaving.

This suited me as I was only running over the road to collect a script from the Doctors!

Nice fellow, The world needs more like us!


Scout What we are

Interesting Video on Scouting, I think the guy is funny that says Scouts destroy the environment!


Ventures, Rovers and Network Scouts – What is in a name?

Back in the day when scouting was scouting and we didnt have all these age range laws, things where different, and the older section in Scouting, (16-20 years) was called ‘The Ventures

Venture means – an undertaking involving uncertainty as to the outcome, esp. a risky or dangerous one! – excellent name then for older scouts, The Irish scouts or Scouting Ireland as they like to known as now adays still use these age ranges and still call the older scouts Ventures and their motto is ‘Vision is not enough, It must be combined with Venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps, we must step up the stairs’

Over in Australia and in America, they call the older section ‘The Rovers’ meaning ‘a person who roves; wanderer’ seems suitable for older ozzy scouters, wandering about in the outback. Rover Scouts was actually the name Robert Banden Powell gave the older group of scouts in the UK in 1918, before this they where just known as the senior section.

So back to the home of Scouting then, we started the whole serious section thing off in 1918 as Rover Scouts, Changed that in 1967 to Venture Scouts and then very recently (2003) someone in HQ decided they would rename and reage the section again, this time calling it ‘Network Scouting’ what the…………..

Well according to the dictionary the word Network means .. any net like combination of filaments, lines, veins, passages, or the like: a network of arteries; a network of sewers under the city. Although in modern business terms, networking or to ‘Network” means to meet like minded people at an event or the like.

For me the name Network falls short of what we are trying to achieve with the senior section, which is probably why there are only 26 registered Network Scouts in Northern Ireland. I remember well being a Venture scout and there was certainly more than 26 of us in Northern Ireland, the formal pulled in over 400 of us!

Apparently though Change needs to happen for the growth of the Movement, however being involved in Antrim Network Scouts has proved to me that these new age ranges do not work, there are only 5 of us in our County group, however previously we had 7 in our local group. Go figure!

More to follow………


More on the Belfast Floods

Alan in Belfast has been covering the floods in Belfast and has uncovered some interesting facts from Wesley Johnston’s website.

16 August 2008

Broadway roundabout is unique among the five underpasses on the Westlink in that two live rivers run beside it – the Clowney Water a few metres to the west, and the Blackstaff adjacent to the east.

The problem is that these rivers are underground and therefore have a fixed capacity. Despite the construction of a large overflow chamber under Broadway roundabout, the fact that the design has now failed so disastrously just six weeks after opening suggests fundamental design flaws in terms of its ability to handle this type of heavy and persistent rain, that has become more frequent in recent years.

The author of the 17 August report comments:

I spoke to some contractors on the site. They insisted that there was no design fault with the underpass and that it had simply been overwhelmed by an extreme weather event. Certainly it would be hard to conceive of a pumping system or overflow chamber that could hold back 20 million gallons of water.

Still, with climate change now a reality, weather events like this are no longer uncommon I do feel it is valid to ask whether the design is at least “too optimistic” in terms of the amount of water likely to come down the Clowney and Blackstaff Rivers.

When the Broadway roundabout last flooded (December 2007) it was caused by the same river overflowing at the same spot. Only the fact that the underpass had not been excavated prevented a flood of this scale.

It could be that this is not the first time we see the Broadway underpass submerged in water and the ensuing chaos.



Antrim Network Scouts take on the Scally Rally

I has always been an ambition of mine to drive the entire coast of Ireland in a loop. So when my long time scouting friend and best man Kai Young told me about the Scally Rally, I could not resist!

What is it?

The Scally Rallys website describes it best by saying

‘Scally Rally is a European banger Rally and driving challenge… but there’s a catch ! To enter Scally Rally your car must have cost you £100 (or less). We did say it was a challenge!! There will be a maximum of 100 teams taking part.”

The car we have chosen is an excellent piece of Germany engineering a, 93 VW Passat

I am pleased to say that on Saturday, its passed its mot and is now fully road legal and ready to race, after we add our sponsors Bitbuzz and Lester Engineering that is.

The Race which is being ran as a fund raiser for Charity starts in Belfast’s Titanic Quarter is taking place in the following stages, all following coastal routes

* Belfast to Letterkenny

* Letterkenny to Westport

* Westport to Tralee

* Tralee to Cork where it finishes

We will then continue on up the coast, stopping in Dublin before heading home to close the loop in Belfast!

Im looking forward to it, with 131,000 miles on the car so far, another 1500 shouldnt bother it to much!



The rain came, But what went wrong?

So yesterday I took a trip out to get some food for my dog, thankfully I took my wifes 4×4 and not my two seater tincan Rover Metro. The rain came and the water rose, so much so that every road out of my tiny village was impassable in a standard car.

Meanwhile in Belfast, a greater disaster was underway, our Newly opened Westlink Underpass was in trouble. After just a few hours of rain (heavy rain) it started to fill up like a swimming pool.


A 30ft swimming pool at that! The roads service reckons it now contains some 20million gallons of water as the Clowney river overflowed into it. It is thought that it will not be reopen for Monday morning rush hour traffic. What a typical Northern Irish disaster!

First we decide to build a new road, and instead of giving the contact to the dutch who by the way would have build it for half the cost and in less time, we go local and as usual fuck it up!

Yes I agree that we had more rain that normal but we could have been in better shape to prepare for this, The road in only new and built where an underground river once ran, the first thing that should have been addressed when designing this, was flooding!

In my opinion, the roads service and the contractors need to get back to the drawing board and sort this mess out, The contractors should be made pay to fix this not the public and as for the huge bonuses paid for completing the job early… what a laugh!

Why as a country are we not prepared for rough weather, most of our sewage systems have not been upgraded since the 1930s and know one seems to fully in charge of ‘flooding’ its seems to be a joint effort between the roads agency, the DOE, fire service, Water service and the rivers agency to clear up and assign the blame to every one else, Why is there not one central agency to deal with this?

Last week when I was at the 100 year Celebration of Scouting in Ireland, we had to put evacuation procedures into place when the site where 12,000 Scouts where camping flooded badly due to an unforcasted amount of rainfall. During this evacuation I got to spend some time working closely with the Irish Civil Defence a voulenteer organisation of 6000 people trained to act quickly and cope with national disaster such as flooding, air raid and nuclear attacks.

After further researching the Civil Defence, they are a fantastic organisation and in fact operation not only in Ireland but make up a world wide organisation of people committed in protect thier local enviroment in times of disaster.

People like this exist in Northern Ireland, but they are infact not past of organisation but just merly looking out for thier neighbours, Like the four farmers than took to there tractors yesterday evening and closed the airport road for fears of people getting stranded in the floods. However altho they where simply looking out for the good of mankind, by closing the road, floods or not they where breaking the law. I think we in Northern Ireland need to get real and look at how things are run in Ireland, now that we dont have the hugh resorces of the British Military at hand some restructuring in much needed. I like the civil defence, what they stand for and how they operate. We need something like this! Now!


Jamboree Staff Singing Final Version

This is the theme tune for this years Jamboree, this song will haunt my dreams for quite some time!